Sponger

A big, or large penis. Having been graced in the dick region. Often referred to being able to consume large amounts of water with the dick.

-You're a Sponger!!

-Damn right, Ill soak up this whole ocean with my big ol' dick!

by Neked February 20, 2013

Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.

*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."

by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017

Spooner

Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 28, 2011

Fidget Spinner

A toy with three sides that can only spin.

"Look at my gold fidget spinner!"

by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017

Figet spinner

Cancer

Someone: hey look at my figet spinner, it was 500 dollars.

Me: WHAT! Why? You idiot. That is so much money, for a stupid toy you're gonna lose in 5 minutes.

by FifthArrow11 June 27, 2017

Three Stooges Coat Spinner

When your fighting 2 people and you punch one guy and your fist goes into his coat sleeve then you both spin around while you punch the other guy and he punches his own partner very unlikely to work in real life

Did you see the Three Stooges yesterday? Curly pulled off a Three Stooges Coat Spinner.

by dat nigga from your hood January 2, 2010