Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

shitty glasses

Shitty glasses is a nickname given by Levi Ackerman fun loving interactive shipper named hanji zoe. She LOVES titans and has pets of them!! She likes to research some titan shifters like Eren Jaeger her faveret ship is said to be Eren x Levi

"Oh hey shitty glasses" or_"SHITTY GLASSES GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP BOTHERING EREN!!"

by ITS LEVI FUCKING ACKERMAN~❤ June 15, 2018

shitty kitty

This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.

This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"

by timmyboi December 10, 2006

shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.

"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."

by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.

Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.

by Atomism July 6, 2009

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

Shitty

Simply a U-turn made while in a vehicle.

"We missed our turn, we need to whip a shitty!"

by Lateralus_923 October 29, 2009