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Lebanon High School

Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,

GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,

student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege

P2: did you try lebanon high school?
by Perfumepicture June 5, 2017
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High School

A place where the kids start to get "high" on drinking which is why they call it high school. You expect it to be like the fucking baloney Hollywood movies because your parents tell you high school is all about romance, dances, dating, and some other shit but it is totally the opposite unless if you party and ride your dick all the time AND get a car by your sophomore year.
Aunt: OMG my nephew is finally is in high school!! You have a girlfriend yet?
Nephew: Nah, I ain't got any bitches yet cause I don't have a car and I don't get drunk as Hell in the stupid parties.
Aunt: Don't worry. Just treat the girls with respect!!!
Nephew: Whatever!!!!!
by AdomC May 10, 2015
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Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.
Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.
by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010
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Fenton high school

An awful school full of a bunch of feminist and people who take literally everything offensively, almost every person goes to the bathroom to get their “fix” from a vape. A shit ton of white girls try to act ghetto because god knows why. You have people fucking behind vending machines and bomb threats on the first day. Need I go on?
Wow fenton high school really SUCKS. I just graduated from there and I never wanna step back in that building
by Proud to be an American! June 5, 2019
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AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL

A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
by N008M4573R69 May 17, 2019
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online school

a complete waste of time and the mental equivalent of going to the gulag.
"online school is terrible"
" yeah man the stress is killing me"
by Hawkwing58 October 7, 2020
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forest hill school

Forest Hill School, is the saddest place in Sydenham. A prison with seagulls flying around chasing litter and bread. The population of the school consists of half roadmen and half posh little children.
by Sir Patrick Lorninda June 18, 2018
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