Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

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Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

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Otis sammon

My Maths teacher and was a boxer and his bestie is mr t***

Hi Otis sammon

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Munsta/Samson

A funny way to say you have a big pp to people.

For EX. blud got a munsta/samson him

by Munsta man February 25, 2026

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Balloon Saloon

The act of putting a deflated dark red balloon and putting it in a man's bleached anal cavity as he wears a chastity cage, and blowing it up using your mouth while it is fit snugly in anus, and is sealed when the one with the balloon tightly clenches his colon.

I was having a four-way Balloon Saloon with my friends. I was in the center blowing them when two of them exploded in my mouth.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

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