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Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.
That Guy Was a Richard Crainium
by tex115 March 24, 2010
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Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster
Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere
by StayStoked November 30, 2010
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Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
by DelCast January 31, 2007
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josh richards

Otherwise known as joshrichardzz is a tik tok GOD, and the sweetest person alive.
by @richardzzstrongg July 4, 2019
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richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'
richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'
by mike April 6, 2005
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richard and the twins

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick
ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s
by octopus69911 January 26, 2006
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Jessie richards

Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu

*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
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