guilt respond

When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.

So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!

I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.

by Nigger87 December 13, 2015

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

by sweet_thang December 21, 2016

worthless response

Lol

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol

by MGGY February 18, 2018

Non-Responder

A non-responder is an individual that you attempt to contact but he does not respond.

I tried to contact them but they don't respond. Therefore he's a Non-Responder.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".

A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

Get Resonance'd

The act of getting stitched by Audrey singing “Soul Resonance” from the anime Soul Eater. Most times Audrey will only stitch someone/something doing a problematic thing.

“Look, Audrey just resonance someone because they said that non-binary people can’t identify as lesbian.”
"Haha, Get Resonance'd"

by aordrie May 4, 2021