International Redmond Day

May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.

Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!

by Quit It Quinn May 1, 2020

La Ramona

Some tweenage gurl who lives in Brazil and refused to migrate due to her pussy stanking too much, stank up ALL of 4th Jebendia, also a Billie Eillish fangurl and a member of the LGBQIA+.

(Gnatty) hey have you seen La Ramona around?
(Ted Kaczynski but retarded) no, who is that?

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021

Jane Redmond

The substitute friend. Always on the bench. No one stops for her to tie her shoee

I never want to be Jane Redmond her only true friend is Rachel Hayes

by caoimhe power April 17, 2023

Just Ugly For No Reason

being funny

you just ugly for no reason

by thung Matrimony November 30, 2016

Love Deactivates Reason

The axiom which states that though need and usually a set of reasons activate and fuel love, to satisfy one or both lover's needs, love—that unexplainably still unexplained phenomenon which in this era of perfection still makes the world go round—quickly deactivates reason.

The social scientist realized that love deactivates reason and submitted that new term to help everyone comprehend and track the seemingly mysterious but in reality, quasi-predictable steps love tends to take.

by but for October 25, 2017

B R (business reason)

This is where an employer can ask employees to go home without pay because there is not enough work. It's a sneaky way of exploiting workers. BR's are often popular with employees who are fond of the drink, hardcore druggies and gamblers. This term seems to have originated in the food production industry in Northern Ireland. A BR can also be known as a bullroot or a Brendy Rogers.

I'll see if I can get a B R (business reason) today so I can get a few whoopers and get wiped this afternoon.

by Limbodancer November 6, 2018

A Joey Ramone

When somebody puts something in someone's drink but then they see them up close and realize they have made a terrible mistake.

Remember that one time somebody gave Gary a Joey Ramone.

by Give me a high Fife October 23, 2019