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Political Sock Puppet

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans
by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006
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Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003
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political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
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My political ex girlfriend

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”
by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020
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politically retarded

Born idiots who term people with a brain as "politically correct". While they claim to be saying whatever they want to say all they actually try to do is rant and impose their ideas upon other people. They are complete liars and hypocrites and always change their story whenever their claims are proved false. Such people have an archaic mindset and are the biggest enemies of progression. Most usually a conservative.
Max: That piece of crap was hurling abuses at me and calling me politically correct. All that motherfucka kept doing was lying and imposing his opinion.

Vinny: Forget that fool, he's politically retarded.
by Exposer noman February 20, 2015
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politickle

The 21st Century practice of faux and fickle political debate with no strength of purpose beyond suppressing the opposition into submission.
"In all honesty, I'm interested in political integrity, opinions, solutions... The why's and how's and who's and when's... A daring departure from entrenched politickle over a Maginot Line to trenchant sense..."
by Master G November 7, 2005
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sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on
jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!
by Elvis April 25, 2005
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