Pee Pee Poo Poo 

The ultimate curse word.

ur such a pee pee poo pooo

Pee Pee Poo Poo by yeetus-fetus-deletus March 3, 2020

pee on my parade 

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.

What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

pee on my parade by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

Pee Shiver

When a male urinates into a toilet, and while doing so receives chills through the body in which your body shivers. It may affect aim of the urine stream into a "Z" shaped line and may cause you to have to wipe the seat.

That pee shiver felt great! My body shook in the middle of my pee and it was satisfying.

Pee Shiver by Kritap GcM September 20, 2009

Pee Pee

A word describing a penis that is so small, the word penis doesn;t even apply.

Hey Billy,
Last nite your girlfriend ran out of the room, not because of the way you were acting like she said to you, but because of the size of your Pee Pee.. its soo Weeeee!

Pee Pee by Otis Jenkens January 8, 2004

pee-knuckle 

v. The drunken act of trying not to urinate on your hand while trying to pee and keep your balance. Usually requiring a very drunk individual.

He just went to go to the bathroom man but he is so trashed he is probably in there playing pee-knuckle.

pee-knuckle by BWH October 27, 2006

pee feet 

condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.

"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"

"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"

pee feet by h_plazzo February 6, 2010

Pee-ralysis 

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.

Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!

Pee-ralysis by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011