extra crispy little mitch 

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

extra crispy little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017

Bye Mitch 

Similar to "bye Felicia" but in male form, otherwise known as man-bitch

When a guy that you're with is a total Dbag(douche bag) and you no longer give 2 shits about them, bye Mitch!

Bye Mitch by fox_pack August 15, 2014

Senator Mitch McConnell 

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

Senator Mitch McConnell by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

ILL Mitch 

"Russian" rapper who raps about skateboarding, his rapping, girls, coming to America. He's is rather comical although he probably doesn't think so. His English is sketchy at best and he has a Russian accent. I suggest listening to some stuff such as "Come to USA" and "I will win" where he raps about him winning and people being jealous. I laugh.

Human 1:"Yo check it I listened to Ill Mitch the other day."
Human 2:"No effin' way. He is terrible."
Human 1:"He's funny and effing awesome. Shut the eff up!"

ILL Mitch by Molly Bestein July 19, 2008

side mitch

A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.

Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?

Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?

side mitch by Anch0rman December 13, 2015

edgy mitch 

A big fat Gamer

Bob -Yo you know Edgy Mitch?
Jeff- Yeah that dudes a fat gamer.

edgy mitch by Big boy55 November 6, 2018

on the mitch 

when you skip class

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”

on the mitch by emptymadz January 24, 2018