Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
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If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.
If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.
by TxTxTx August 15, 2004
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Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes
by Dr.Zoidberg December 14, 2008
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When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
Get the Lazy Susan mug.Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019
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Get the Lazy Pillow mug.It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
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