Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.
If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.
If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.
by TxTxTx August 15, 2004
Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes
by Dr.Zoidberg January 17, 2007
A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019
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Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021