Dr.Zoidberg's definitions

Lazy Rape

To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person

Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes

by Dr.Zoidberg December 14, 2008