Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

lunchpool

When multiple people travel to eat lunch together, similar to the concept of carpooling.

“Hey, Tammy! You lunchpooling with us today?”

“You bet I am! One more lonely desk lunch, and I’ll go insane”

by James Neutron, Jr. January 18, 2019

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020

Laurching

The act of widening someone’s nose hole to the point where you can stick your entire cock in it

Zoo wee mama I think she was laurching with someone last night

by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020

Lunch Club

Dead!

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson

by mifties March 5, 2021

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023