Lapper

Lapper is a guy on TikTok and YouTube. He mostly posts on TikTok, but will post on YouTube.

Yoo, Lapper posted a new video!
-Tiktok or Youtube, bro?
TikTok, he's a fucking idiot.

by Crabackup’s iPhone X August 25, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

A whore, a person that fucks everyone or an

e-whore

“yo toxic, ive seen him erp with a lot of guys, he a lapper.”

by Toxic Foxx January 11, 2025

Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.

He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony

by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025

Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.

"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!

by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017