Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.

"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "

by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022

Kyle

the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.

look at him he's drinking a monster and playing fortnite mobile
he's for sure a kyle

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.

Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...

by User015 July 16, 2019

Kyle

A person who very much loves his cat and very shy too and pretty skinny

omg it’s a stick
no it’s kyle

by irksome08 March 23, 2022

Kyle

that one kid that just a dick

damm Kyle is a bitch

by TTVUGAY January 1, 2020

Kyle

some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls

kyle niggas be like bruh

by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019

Kyle

Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)

If you disrespect kyle he will open a can of whoop-ass on your face

by ching is October 29, 2020