Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.

DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!

by Dudeman Rokk August 15, 2011

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006

Keith

A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.

That Keith kid is as described.

by Keith9786 December 24, 2012

Keithmeister

A shooting term. Young, yet talented shooter.

Slang for someone inexperience in sex. A somewhat positive term.

A:How is that new guy in bed?
B:Hmmm, a keithmeister!

by Andrewbigtoronto April 12, 2008

dirty keith

sex act in which a dildo is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the anus or vagina

She loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total cumdump.

by razzmatazz6758 August 21, 2009

Keith

Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.

You got any Keith?

by McSorely's November 5, 2008

keyhole

A nicer version of asshole.

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!

by RedRabbit October 1, 2004