jeezy

slang for a gram; usually of marijuana.

Yo lets pick up a jeezy fool.

by p-cizzle December 27, 2007

young jeezy

Some rapper that keeps saying "jeah!" and "yeeeaaaahhhh" in his songs. He also has his Snowman clothing line which basically is a shirt with an angry snowman and says "Trap or Die" or "I Got That Snow" somewhere on the shirt.

Young jeezy ft Akon: This ain't a rap song, nigga this is my life (this is my life)
And if the hood was a battlefield then I'd earn stripes (Yeah)

by Some Homey December 22, 2005

Jerry'd

When a friend asks you a favor that should take 10 minutes, but ends up being 3 hours of mishaps and torture

"He just asked me to do this quick favor and it ended up being 3 hours of breaking down automobiles, flat tires, and a torrential downpour!"

"you got Jerry'd"

by jimmypatron August 19, 2011

jervy

god, impossible, great

he is like a jervy

by neeelo August 21, 2011

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

jerky little prick

A silly little fruity ass.

Hey, there's that jerky little prick Travis. Let's go kick his ass all over this parking lot.

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010