janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low
by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 02, 2024
When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016
An irregular shaped hole used for shitting and pleasure, typically owned by a person or thing skilled in the arts of anal seduction.
by Jankhole1 August 26, 2019
When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.
by - J.C November 24, 2020
Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!
by CDawg255 December 28, 2020
adjective
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.
verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.
noun
A hero.
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.
verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.
noun
A hero.
by 519Facts April 14, 2022
by MrKnowsAlot December 16, 2024