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iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon
person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon
by applealex February 2, 2010
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iPhone

A phone that contains everything perfect in the world.
Person 1 "Hey you got an iPhone"
Person 2 "Yep... wow the immortal app is only 30p now!"
by meh123. March 3, 2010
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iphone

A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.
Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!
by FuriousFanny December 27, 2007
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iGoon

1. Most often people in the "nerd/dork" demographic that seem to think they have transitioned from "nerd" directly to white collar crime status with either the purchase of massive amounts of tech. product, or simply gotten accepted to a notable (and usually purchased) tenure at a modern tech. school. Can be seen in areas of technology employment as well and is demonstrated in the attitude of thinking they are going to be the next big tech. star, media hack. Most defined with the repeated, template like renditions of film industry depictions concerning organized crime, though usually done so draped with words they memorized that morning.

2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.
It was all I could do to refrain from smashing the iGoon and his listening device as his Crackhead Trinity worship continued to spill over into everyone else's life within the confined area common with public transit.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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iPhone

A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.
Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*
by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011
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iPhone

A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.
- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!
by sabisab January 24, 2010
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iphonetypoese

The language that results in an email or text message written on your iphone when you inadvertently press the wrong button or your iPhone autocorrects a word it doesn't recognize.
"We'll teevaluaye our options later" is actually iphonetypoese for "We'll reevaluate our options later"
by SomeSwimmer February 19, 2010
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