Insta-ass

Someone on Instagram who comments on your photo but doesn't like it.

@SanFran69ers commented on my photo but didn't like it. What an insta-ass.

by TeamSexy June 30, 2016

Insta Hoe

Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

instaG

A nickname for Instagram. Often used in the hood and slums. Pronounced Instagee.

Yo man go check oit my new pic I posted on the instaG! Its gonna wreck yo shit.

by Ricknikler October 23, 2017

Insta boyfriend

A guy who is known as your boyfriend just for the fun of having one, just to post cute pics and stuff for insta.

Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute

He’s my insta boyfriend haha he’s so cute

by Markok March 1, 2019

instagram and insta-slam

instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.

this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Insta Kill

More dangerous than a kill.this type of kill wont even let your brain process your dieing or the pain.before you can even say a word or blink your eye,or a spec of dust lands on your shitty furniture.you are dead.

Kevin - Did you hear of that old lady across the street?

Devon - Yeah.Insta kill.

by Dottor_converse February 19, 2009

instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.

Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.

by raymo03 August 2, 2007