instaG

A nickname for Instagram. Often used in the hood and slums. Pronounced Instagee.

Yo man go check oit my new pic I posted on the instaG! Its gonna wreck yo shit.

instaG by Ricknikler October 23, 2017

Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.

King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.

Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

Insta flick 

1. A film which is most likely to be a Netflix original, featuring influencers, YouTubers, and D list celebrities or actors.

2. Any film that features: Josh Peck, King Bach, or washed out Disney channel stars trying to make a comeback.

(IE: Set It Up, The Perfect Date, When We First Met, The Babysitter)

Quibi failed because it only had insta flicks and no real movies.

Hey did you see the new insta flick internet famous with Shane Dawson & Amanda Cerny?

Did I just watch a 90 minute YouTube video or was it an insta flick.

Insta flick by Cohensman October 29, 2020

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instagram 

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019