Hamburger

Ground beef patty INSIDE A BUN.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT HAS TO BE IN A BUN.
NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER BE CALLED A HAMBURGER.

I’m eating a hamburger. Just look at the definition and you’ll know what I’m eating. It’s not a soup, it’s not a salad, it’s a GROUND BEEF PATTY IN A BUN!!!!!!

by Thehamburgerman May 27, 2018

Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

hamburger with ketchup

A hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019

Habernacker

Stupid Idiot, foolish

Stop being such a habernacker you screw up of a son! I knew ya motha shoulda aborta ya

by Frigiraffe September 8, 2019

Hamburgering

Hambergering is like spooning

you give someone a hamburger
instead of a spoon

(person1)-im hamburgering you
(person2)- no give it to someone else

by pizacone October 3, 2019

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020