Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

by rich_coleman February 11, 2005

jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Gordon Moakes

Born 22 June 1976.The bassist/multi-instrumentalist for the London-based indie rock group Bloc Party.Moakes is noted for his calm and collective persona.On and off stage.Moakes is a proud new father of one.Gordon was the third member to join the Bloc.Despite his cool persona Moakes can be quite energetic throwing his bass into the second drum kit for the song 'Sunday' when they decided not to play it at the Pompano Beach gig in May 2007 (which I attended).Gordon Moakes also plays the glockenspiel for songs like 'Signs', 'Waiting for the 7:18', and 'Talons'.Gordon often wears black Adidas sneakers/trainers.Gordon's common nick name is Gordy.

Bloc Party is buisiness!

I know! Did you see Gordon bash his bass into the drum-kit?!

Dude...its Gordon Moakes...

by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

Gordasaurus

An adjective to describe something bad-ass, cool, or just plain awesome. Combination of Gord (a variant of the word good) and Tyrannasaurus Rex, the most bad ass of dinosaurs.

Elise: "How was the cake?"
Max: "It was fucking Gordasaurus"

by JUTS95 February 20, 2011