"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011
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2. Another way to say that you ate the booty without everybody knowing what you are talking about.
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Jack: So hey, how'd it go with Maxine last night?
Bill: Oh man, it was a total Kevin Gates!
Jack: Wow, good for you man!
Bystander: What did he just say? What does he mean by a Kevin Gates?
Other bystander: Ay I don't know, I thought Kevin Gates was a rapper.
Bill: Oh man, it was a total Kevin Gates!
Jack: Wow, good for you man!
Bystander: What did he just say? What does he mean by a Kevin Gates?
Other bystander: Ay I don't know, I thought Kevin Gates was a rapper.
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1.A wealthy or very rich person.
2.Somebody who claims to be wealthy or very rich but actually he/she isn't.
2.Somebody who claims to be wealthy or very rich but actually he/she isn't.
X: nice suit dude.(trying to touch)
Y:thanks dude.Hey watch it.That's a $2000 suit.
X:When did you become A Bill Gates,Huh?
Y:thanks dude.Hey watch it.That's a $2000 suit.
X:When did you become A Bill Gates,Huh?
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Get the bill gates mug.1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.
2. A general group of douche bags.
2. A general group of douche bags.
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The mentally challenged man was a goater
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