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freedom fries

The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.
They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts

freedom fries

New name for french fries.
Freedom fries? what a fucking gay name.....what oh bush made it up...thats why
freedom fries by Jess666 May 21, 2007

dork fries 

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.
"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

guys before fries 

Guys before fries means guys in a relationship are far more important to girls in a relationship. Because they have dicks and dicks are amazing. *hint* *hint girls*
Girl: guys before fries
Other girls: YES dicks are better
guys before fries by crai is bae February 10, 2018

jeezy fries 

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.


Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...
jeezy fries by jm00 March 1, 2009

cooter fries 

when fries land in a girl's lap
Ah man, my fries landed in my lap. You've got cooter fries!