glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.

At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.

by bingofettstl December 24, 2008

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 23, 2011

Dallas filet

A Texas-style sex act. It's a reverse cowgirl, with anal.

He thought Dallas filet was on the menu, but Debbie said no.

by Rockefeller Oakes March 20, 2012

Lol-fillers

1. When one chooses to use the term "lol" even when something is not funny, usually in communicating using social media, phones, to fill in an empty conversation
2. The general unnecesary overuse of the term "lol"

Girl: I picked up the groceries. LOL
Guy: lol did you grab the chips i like lol
Girl: lol yeah i did dont worry lol i got this covered

Everyone else: Goddamn, stop lol-filling.

Ex: (lol-fillers)
Guy: My parents got divorced last year lol
Guy #2: lol thats so terrible that must have been so hard for you lol
Guy: lol yeah and now i have trust issues lol
Guy #2: how its going with the therapist lol

by hashendonitsme June 3, 2014

Cream Filled Doughnut

When you have a threesome with two women and one of them has a yeast infection. After you cum inside her, you make the other woman go down on her.

One of the chicks said she was hungry so I finished in her friend and gave her a cream filled doughnut to munch on.

by BigJim Slade! July 24, 2014

space-filler joke

A (generally poor) joke made to a peron for the express purpose of talking to them.

Tom- "Hey Jenny, why'd the chicken cross the road? He needed change for a twenty!"
Jenny- "That doesn't even ma--"
Tom- "So what are you doing later?"
Jenny- "Was that a space-filler joke?"

by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson I October 3, 2015