National Pee on Evan Day

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019

Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.

Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.

by SkatersHeaven February 25, 2010

evangelical

1. an adjective synonymous with "mindless."

2. a noun synonymous with "fucking idiot."

Her evangelical lifestyle proves that her mind is in full intellectual retreat.

That annoying evangelical thinks THE PASSION is the greatest movie ever made. What a fucking idiot.

by a voice of reason June 17, 2005

evan and julia

possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.

person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....

person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!

person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd

person 2: no!!! that's romantic

by purple haired freak o' nature July 8, 2011

evan

the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome on the outside and inside. The best blue eyes ever. Such a cutie! The one you see and just wish he'd like you. Easy to talk to and always gives great advice.A wonferful Christian guy who every one wants to be friends with. If he loves you, you are blessed!

evan is that one boy who make your heart skip a beat every time you see him

by proverbs3130girl January 6, 2012

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.

Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.

by xDroppin'Ax June 10, 2008

Evan

A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes

That guy won't stop talking! Well duh he's an Evan

by xoxoelse January 24, 2017