Douchebagnet

A location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.

John: Wow, I have met so many Douchbags in this town already.

Adam: I know man, they are everywhere in this city. You will get used to it.

John: Orlando is a Douchebagnet!

by J Bone August 17, 2006

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douchebagitis

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

by camann November 12, 2009

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Douchebagula

A person who has the uncanny ability to show up in one's presence without being noticed and tries to extract cool points instead of blood from you.

Man, that guy in the mail room is a straight up douchebagula. Every time I turn around I see this fool standing there trying to tell me a douche joke and asking about where everyone is going for happy hour. I always tell him the same place as last time, Doucheville next to the Douchebaggery store in the Mall.

Insurance companies are now lowering rates with their "Doughebag Avoidance" campaign. If you can successfully avoid a douchebag or incident with one, you can lower your rates by 25%. Inquire now with your Insurance company for more details.

by deeznuttas April 4, 2011

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