Nikki: omg he doesn’t like me cuz he brought a pizza at 9:00 pm lol
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
Dork diaries
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
Dork diaries
by Missyfit9 January 16, 2021
Get the Dork diaries mug.1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
by Tom March 4, 2004
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One of the seven words that constitute the Arabic language. The other words being, jehad, muhammed, sherpa, bakkala, allah and burkha.
Ignorant Americans use some of these revered words in random combinations to denote Arabs, camels, sand, desert, islam, terrorists, koran etc.
Ignorant Americans use some of these revered words in random combinations to denote Arabs, camels, sand, desert, islam, terrorists, koran etc.
Arab_1: Derka, derka muhammed jehad?
Arab_2: Sherpa allah bakkala burkha burkha!
Ignorant American in a kebab shop: One burkha please.
Arab_2: Sherpa allah bakkala burkha burkha!
Ignorant American in a kebab shop: One burkha please.
by rabidmonk July 26, 2008
Get the derka mug.A person capable of a full range of normal human social interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale flaggon.
My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen table. Who would have guessed they were DORKS?
by IRONSWORD1 November 24, 2004
Get the Dork mug.1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."
2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)
2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)
1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.
2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.
3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."
2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.
3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."
by Ywertq November 16, 2010
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Sign indicating that the occupant of that room is engaged in self pleasure.
Sign indicating that the occupant of that room is engaged in self pleasure.
Sock hanging from a doorknob
(Younger student) just to make sure, you do know what it means when you see a sock hanging from the doorknob right?
(Older student) I have an idea
(Younger student) just knock and count to like ten and I’ll put it away .
(Younger student) just to make sure, you do know what it means when you see a sock hanging from the doorknob right?
(Older student) I have an idea
(Younger student) just knock and count to like ten and I’ll put it away .
by Rakis June 14, 2018
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