diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

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diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 20, 2010

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Diddle

Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf

Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass

by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020

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Diddle doo

Small bent penis

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

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poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.

The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.

by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

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Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

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