convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

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Converting Hips

When a male or female of a religious affiliation has such a desirable figure, one would be willing to convert to their religion in order to come in contact with them.

Person 1: "Did I just see you chatting up Emily, bro? You know she's Mormon, right?"

Person 2: "I know, I know. But, she's got them converting hips, my man! I can't resist!

Person 1: "Damn, you make a fair point."

by Mr.Flux October 23, 2017

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Consentivity

Consentivity is a life principal where you dedicate yourself to being positive and asking for consent

“Why do you ask if I give consent before doing anything?”
“Because I live by Consentivity”

by Tesla2277 May 17, 2018

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concentonized

when no one got you permission to do something. if you do something against there will.

jessica: IAN YOU WHERE NOT concentonized TO POST THAT!
Brielle: yeah ian!

by ranga69 September 18, 2019

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Content Vulture

An account with many followers that steals original content and passes it off as their own, often for the sole purpose of monetary gain. Content Vultures gain a following by reposting content that has already become popular.

This type of account can be found on any site but is most successful on sites like twitter and instagram, where viewers often share posts without checking the source.

Synonym: reposter

Hypernym of TweetDecker (see TweetDecking)

"Do you follow @Dory on twitter?"

"No, Twitter banned them for being a Content Vulture."

by homograph May 13, 2020

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