burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

Semi Burnt Toast

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't

or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat

Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.

by nibbasisco February 11, 2019

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.

Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

Burnt chicken nugget

A chicken nugget that has been in the stove for too long and now is black (burnt).

“Hey Linda are the chicken nuggets ready” shouted Christine, “Yes but sadly we are having burnt chicken nuggets” said Linda

by Andioopthicc October 23, 2019

Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!

by Annubrius October 13, 2008