my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

School

pain and agony. even though i homeschool i still want to fucking sob at the thought of getting up and sitting in an uncomfortable wooden seat with nothing but a cushion in it as i work away my energy. I'm actually supposed to be doing civics but im here, just writing this. It's funny how something like an online dictionary can be such a breather for me.

school is pain

by inksquiddo September 02, 2021

economical saucepan

it's a cheap pan.

person: what an economical saucepan
me: ..ok

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

Screg

when you scream in lower case

person: aaaaaaaaaa
person 2: woe they're screg ing

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

Knocking

The concept of "Im going to punch your house until you listen to me."

person 1: IM KNOCKING LISTEN TO ME

by inksquiddo September 02, 2021

Gender

broski i don't even know what i am anymore, you shouldn't be askin me

A: Hey what's your gender
Me: what

by inksquiddo October 07, 2021

burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021