Burger King

Probably the best burger joint ever created. It pwns the life out of McDonalds, Is acually ADDING new things, and is better than any burger joint. You really are not alive untill you eat a king sized, flame broiled whopper. And ya won't get fat.

Fat kid: Oh god, McDonalds is the Bomb! I might have had a few heart attacks, but I'm LOVIN IT!
Skinny kid: I've never eaten McDonalds...cuz the Burger King PWNZ McDonalds!
Fat kid:...Shut up. *Falls over*

Skinny kid:...Lol.

by Yman July 26, 2009

Twat Burger

Another phrase if you have already used plastic bag of douche...

"Tracy is such a twat burger"
"Yea, you dont want to eat her though, she has STD sauce"

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

turd burger

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

cock burger

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.

1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."

by Tddot December 29, 2006

Burger King

A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.

Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds

Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.

by Mimi W. March 2, 2011

Burger King

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.

I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.

by whopper boy December 10, 2004

ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster January 11, 2009