Burf

A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.

Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf?

by Nuclearbagel January 11, 2010

Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

by IQjane December 1, 2010

Burnt Pizza

Dark-skinned Italian.

I'm dark because my father's a Sicilian burnt pizza.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

burst sofa

An exploded vagina often found in middle eastern girls. Resembles a burst sofa, Hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

That chicks got a pussy like a burst sofa.

by Poos Magoo August 31, 2006

burnt balls

the action of spilling hot water on your balls. usually causing extreme pain and/or blisters. one of the worst accidents that can occur to your balls.

Person 1: AHHHHHHH NOOOO I BURNED MY DICK

Person 2: That's what you get for drinking tea, you idiot.

Person 1: This hurts so much!

Person 2: A classic example of burnt balls

by Blueberry Green Tea January 14, 2010

Burnt condom

the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.

Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!

by connor corrigan October 12, 2010

a burnt potato

A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt

I am a burnt potato

by Comoestashola December 1, 2017