pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 14, 2014

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store brand

less popular discount version of a product

Goro is such a store brand machamp

by truest_fax August 4, 2021

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Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2022

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Edge Brand

Using a rubberband to tie off your penis for the ultimate edging.

My girlfriend wanted me to try an edge brand. Didn't have a tight enough rubber band though. I leaked too early

by Elrya Alora, God Tier February 3, 2021

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Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

by G2638737 October 5, 2022

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