marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

blap

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

blappy

A mysterious fat person in the world of Counterstrike. A very rare person who comes in to play Counterstrike, who is well known for going around, when on a rage, saying, "blappy blappy blappy blappy blappy", very fast and hilariously.

"I remember at Wired Inc when Blappy, real name Tits, called me a dirty jew one time. lol ^_^ sucks that Wired Inc closed..."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

blap

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 16, 2007

blarp

When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.

Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.

by stagga July 10, 2010

Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 6, 2011

Blapping

The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno

Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it

by Tr4gic March 7, 2015