Bizaardvark

A dumb disney show that follows two siphilis infected hoes that sing about stupid ass stuff and have pointless lives. It's so cringe i'd rather slowly kill myself by listening to jake paul for one day straight. Also, the fans are generally little bitches, gay fucks like james charles , and the 9 yr old army. Fuck this show and everything it stands for.

John:Yo, Dan you like this disney show named Bizaardvark?
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*

by LongJohn July 23, 2019

blizzard

When a man and women are engaged in intercourse using the "doggy-style" position and the man pulls out the moment before climax calls his partners name and when she turns around he ejaculates in her eyes. Also known as the, "White Out" or "Gooey Goggles".

Blinded by the blizzard, Betsie was unable to see Jim.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 23, 2007

Irish blizzard

Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.

2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.

M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.

Lady Friend: Boring.

by jaydizzle21 August 2, 2012

bizzardom

When u have random bizzar things in common with random bizzar people

Me and another man named Jason have so much ramdomness in common, its bizzardom

by PinkCrystal June 6, 2023

blizzardous

feeling extra cold, more than freezing

jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous

by some sickunt October 17, 2008

Bizzaro Twins

An "attrative", privliged, and spoiled member of today's society, 90% are girls. They talk shit, eat your soul, and cannot be killed by conventional means. The male 10% are overrated douchebags who are useless wastes of human flesh.
Their source of power is money and terrorizing everyone who is not as insipid,vain and interally ugly as them.

You hear a group of girls talking about your friend's weird habit. They can't help it, but they say they're retatrded. Everyone has habits, but Bizzaro Twins are not human.

by Celestial Valerie Alcran December 16, 2008

Blizzard Man

A very gay guy. Usually likes Cleveland steamers

That new gay guy is a real Blizzard Man

by The Kink MANIK January 17, 2009