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someone whos better than me

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me
by Him >:) January 18, 2023
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Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.
Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"
by H:moon April 3, 2015
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she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...
by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008
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bitter

Expression of being in a bad mood over a relatively minor incident, often resulting after a series of minor bad events over the course of a certain period of time
I am so bitter this morning. Last night I forgot to set my alarm clock an hour back for daylight savings so it went off an hour early and I couldn't fall back asleep, I went to go eat breakfast and their was mold on the bread and we were out of pulp free OJ, and I didn't have any clean socks so I had to wear flip flops to school in the rain and I hate school in the rain, don't you?
by rah rah May 20, 2005
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Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.
by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008
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BETTER THAN OZZY

(adj.) Usually referring to Ronnie James Dio, immediate successor to Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath, but could refer to any vocalist for Black Sabbath. BETTER THAN OZZY means possessing more musical talent than Ozzy Osbourne.
Lame-O: Dude, "War Pigs" is so badass!

Awesome-O: HAHA! "War Pigs" is nothing compared to "The Devil Cried"!

Lame-O: Why?

Awesome-O: Because Dio is BETTER THAN OZZY!!!
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