Bear-trap 

When, while giving a blow-job,the blower is surprised, jerks suddenly, or has a seizure, and bites the dick of the one being blown.

Sometimes done as an act of revenge, hate, or as a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

I thought my ex-girlfriend wanted to get back together with me, but she really only wanted to bear-trap me!

I hope you get bear-trapped, asshole!

Bear-trap by G!ngerG!rl December 22, 2008

bear shorts

Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.

Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!

bear shorts by OkayTomato April 28, 2006

Bear Bar 

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

Bear Bar by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

bear with wide canyon 

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank

Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.

bear with wide canyon by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003

Bear Clap 

a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. It involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. The goal is to have your scrotum slap off your lower stomach and then your 'choda', making a clapping-like noise. It is usually used in the art of seduction.

In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox

"My boyfriend had the loudest bear clap ever last night, so i just had to let him nail me"

Bear Clap by thebearclapper February 5, 2010

bear rating system 

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

bear rating system by swiffer October 3, 2007

bear paw 

Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.

Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?

bear paw by Kempo May 23, 2006