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batmanmaxxing

batmanmaxxing refers to the pursuit of adapting most, if not all, character traits of Bruce Wayne in order to fully embody the very concept of Batman. In order to do so, one must shroud themself in mystery. In addition to that, you should perfect your physical fitness, after all, Gotham's not going to protect itself. Fornicating with crazy cat ladies should also be taken into consideration if you're gonna take this thing seriously.
I wonder what John's been up to these past few months?....

I heard he's been batmanmaxxing, hence his glowup, brooding masculine aura and massive shlong
by oguzhanito August 31, 2023
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Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.
"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"
by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018
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The batman

The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex
Me : I just did the batman to this girl

My friend : how long you got in jail
by Matey 99 April 7, 2021
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Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.
You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day
by Areese May 16, 2021
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Rusty Batman

The act of Sixty Nining where both parties shove their thumbs up eachothers's asses after a particularly hot curry, pulling them out and making a Bat Signal between them.
You would not believe what Sandra make me do last night! She begged me to do a rusty batman with her. So the wedding is Thursday.
by RuneClaw July 31, 2021
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A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.
Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.
by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021
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GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).
Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"
by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021
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