a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

"Jelly Bracelet" is just another name for "sex coupon". They came in style in the 80's and faded until about 3 years ago. They have certain meanings though...

Black~ Sex with condom
Red~Sex without condom
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

That is the whole index... Don't try these at home (If your parents are around)

My girlfriend broke a yellow one off me, so I hugged her.. (cute)

by Sarah April 24, 2004

jelly bracelets

dude, this game is stupid. Its not like if I give a black bracelet to my boyfriend, and he brakes it, that im going to fuck his brains out anytime soon..... i mean, DAMN! stop trying to take away our fashion statements!

Either way, these bracelets are going to fade out and theres going to be something new in

no example....

by Egg! May 10, 2004

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

BARKEL

Acronym for the Seattle suburbs of Bothell, Auburn, Redmond, Kirkland, Edmonds and Lynnwood. A breeding ground that produces sleazy aggressive cougars who prey on young Seattle men at bars and restaurants.

Clete was wasted and totally fucked that BARKEL last night

by Joshwa F January 11, 2008

Nigger barrel

Similar to the family restaurant Cracker Barrel, nigger barrel is a similar establishment except the niggers working the counter complain to you about their life while serving you fried chicken.

Nigger working at nigger barrel: “aye, my boss a dum white cracker he think me an my niggas arnt shit man fuk that nigga”

Customer: Cool to hear nigger, go tell NBC and give me my chicken.

by Jag342 June 10, 2019

turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 8, 2018