bacon bit

a word fourth graders like to use instead of ‘bitch’

‘You’re such a bacon bit, Tracy!’

by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021

Bacon lips

A woman's labia after excessive sexual activity resembling Canadian bacon. Also known as roast beef curtains.

After running train on Alison, she had some serious bacon lips!

by Angelo Daniels June 6, 2009

bacon switch

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.

I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.

by memory-minus March 11, 2005

bacon and nails

"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.

I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".

by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.

"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."

by Rigz June 26, 2007

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006