An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.

Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!

by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005

accuratest

A way of saying “Most accurate”

Carl: Man that was the accuratest Daft Punk cover ever!
Daniel: Yeah it was very accurate

by Cody11 December 4, 2020

cycle-accurate Mormon

One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.

The cycle-accurate Mormon went to his home and hugged his 2 wives and his husband.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

owebam-account

Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.

"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...

"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."

by geezitron December 9, 2009

flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

Fact Account

An account on twitter that will say they speak facts about a specific character or series or company, while in reality will just make cum jokes over and over. The most known fact account is Awesome Nintendo Facts on twitter which is known as the main person who started the fact community

Normal person: You own a fact account on twitter?
Guy: yeah, it fucking sucks
Normal person: Whats so bad about talking about something you like?
Guy: Oh contrare

by SomeStupidUser May 21, 2021

NSFW account

Something that only retarded pervy attention-seeking assholes would make. If you're behind this type of account, delete it now and go get a therapy

NSFW accounts should be banned by now

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 27, 2022