wilson

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie

a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.

by Billingsley le Carte October 23, 2006

Ethan Wilson

Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.

“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”

“Ethan Wilson

but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”

by The Great Comet of 1812 December 24, 2018

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

cathy wilson

THIS SEXY BITCH WHO LOVES MR. SEXY LAFFERTY

& EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF HER COOLNESS

& ps
shes sexy
-from her secret admirer

did you see cathy wilson the other day ?
DAYUM

by caffychaos October 21, 2010

Wilson High School

A STupid excuse for an institution. Nazi camp .. to be avoided

Dont go to wilson, Broadway will devour you

by MUPA December 5, 2004

weldon brown

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.

He's a Weldon Brown

by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

Wilson Goolsby

Tyler Stansells son
he is currently 15
and is a very skilled hacker
BEWARE if you see this person in real life

never encounter and walk away immediately

Wilson goolsby is very dangerous as fuck

by Joshua Woodsoon 69 meme lord February 13, 2018