When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.
However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
by SMC July 21, 2004
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1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."
2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.
3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.
4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”
Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
by Slick Rick N' a BD February 27, 2011
Get the Free Range Turd mug.A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.
Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 11, 2008
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Get the turd floater mug.This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.
I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
Get the titanic turd mug.(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
by Jim December 5, 2003
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