sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.

Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic

by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024

Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.

Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.

by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019