tootsoonie

A tootsoonie doesn't even deserve to be capitalized as a noun. It's a tootsoon and sometimes pronounced as tsootsoon. Italian for nigger. Also known as castania brugate, which is Italian for burnt chestnut. Better known to be an up and comer in the Call of Duty 4 rankings. Often cathing Monarch butterflies, singing the moofoomoofoo-man chant or watching the sunset behind the MooseShagger himself. You can find a tootsoonie in Scarborough, FO SHO!!! "Ain't nothin' but a g thang bay-bay", or possibly in my basement.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a tootsoonie? ....one supports a family, the other doesn't.

What do you call 2 tootsoonies in a sleeping bag? ..TWIX

by Tootsoonie May 21, 2008

tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

OR

i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

by beef lover April 30, 2006

Hot For Tools

A girl named Erica, on Youtube, who has a style similar to that of "Hot For Words", but talks about tools and handywork instead of the origins of English words.

I learned how to replace a window from Hot For Tools!

by Kaza55 July 22, 2009

Toss Up

a girl who trades sexual favors for drugs

"she's so desperate for yay- she's just a toss up"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Toss my salad

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005

toofs

Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.

"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"

by Cowfresh March 27, 2007

Sarah Palin Toss Up

a Sarah Palin Toss Up, is the term used to describe a woman who trades sexual and or monetary favors for fame and or power, a synonym for fame whore.

Niki Manaj got into young money by being a Sarah Palin Toss Up.

by kanyewasright January 20, 2011