Toobs

Tim Burton's man boobs.

Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!

by SweeneyLovesMe December 30, 2011

Tiny Toon Adventure

A funny and mildly sarcastic Warner Brothers cartoon that was cancelled after;

1) the producers found out that the furry fandom was (a) using the cartoon as masturbation material, in addition to (b) posting disturbing and disgusting porn pics/fanfics of Babs Bunny, Minerva Mink, and Fefe LaFume all over the Internet. For an example, type "Eric TDK Schwartz" on any Internet search engine.

2) the producers, animators, and voice-actors were being (a) stalked by and (b) receiving harassing letters from pedophile psychos on a daily basis. A well known example of such a psycho is Dennis "Quozl" Falk, who repeatedly stalked the lady who provided the voice for Babs Bunny.

3) the producers checked out the Tiny Toons "fansites", and were horrified by what they saw.

Thanks to those goddamn furries, the Tiny Toon Adventure cartoon is no more.

by Roberto Clave August 17, 2004

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

toolskid

Someone who has an unhealthy love for his DAW

Toolskid loves his PT lovehole

by Naka April 24, 2005

Toogs

Verb - When one is involved in the process of partying and dancing.
Noun - a party
Adjective - similar to lit when describing a party
Can be used in past, present, or in anticipation of a party.

Yo let's go toogs-toogs at the club tonight ni%^a!

That party was so toogs last night!!

by The toogs April 8, 2017

Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.

You left me to work with cow tools

by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021

new canaan tools

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

by Kevin Sullivan March 5, 2005