tokyo

Largest city on Earth as regards urban agglormation (inc Yokohama etc). Population of almost 50million.

Tokyo is the capital of Japan and a sprawling megalopolis.

by brendan May 19, 2004

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.

Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?

by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010

Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen

Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"

by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010

Toay

Toay is the short version of today. It's when its less productive than a normal day. You take the d out of it which stands for do.

Every day of summer for me was a Toay

by qfox44 July 30, 2012

smokey tokey time

When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.

Phone Call:

Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?

Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.

Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.

by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by billyboy11 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."

(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?

by forthecoco November 12, 2010